Jonathan Wise > instead of cookies and milk i'll leave slimfast and diet pills for santa
Jonathan Wise > perhaps a coupon for gastric bypass
Galantia8 > wtf ....do i need to train pimp hand to level 5 and hooker management to lvl 5 to main tain you people

Leovarian Lavitz > I love you guys; Every time I undock my wallet gets ten-times lighter and my butthole gets ten times wider.

Archaelos > i have a condition called "being a cynical asshole"
Archaelos > everything looks and sounds like shit

queenovhearts > Sometimes I turn music on, hide under my bed and pretend i'm a carrot

Asteroid Belt One > I'd google his username, find his facebook, friend his daughter and proposition her for sex