May 6, 2026
Apr 7, 2008(18y)
Apr 7, 2027(227d)
Combat
Kills594
Losses157
Efficiency79%
ISK
Destroyed1.20t
Lost22.42b
ISK Eff.98%
Solo
Solo Kills24
Solo Ratio4%
Final Blows87
Points597
Other
NPC Losses9
NPC Loss Ratio6%
Avg Kills/Day0.09
ActivityInactive
Nothing in the last 7d
Bio
Meet Florban, Goat Wrangler Extraordinaire

Member of Goat To Go [G OAT] | Expert of Shenanigans and Spontaneous Explosions, Full-time Chaos Enthusiast and Part-time Wreckage Collector.

Welcome to the slightly-off-center corner of the universe where logic goes to die, and Florban thrives.

When he's not reverse-engineering killmails or accidentally fitting civilian modules in PvP,

he's out there doing what he does best: headbutting problems at warp speed

with the grace of a goat on a hoverboard.



K/D ratio?

More like K/D\xe9licieux, because every ship that explodes adds flavor to the soup of chaos.



Battle Philosophy?

"If it's dumb but it works, it's still dumb, but we're committed now."



Special Skills Include:

– Talking his way out of fleet-wiping accidents

– Inspiring confidence while clearly lost

– Disappearing mid-fight (not a DC, just… tactics)

– Owning a suspiciously high number of escape pods




Florban is the space-goat whisperer the galaxy didn’t know it needed.

Whether you find him decloaking in the wrong system or boldly charging a gate camp with a mining barge,

one thing’s for sure: you’ll remember the name… mostly because it’s on your killmail.

And now, your regularly scheduled goat transmission:

,d
88
,adPPYb,d8 ,adPPYba, ,adPPYYba, MM88MMM
a8" `Y88 a8" "8a "" `Y8 88
8b 88 8b d8 ,adPPPPP88 88
"8a, ,d88 "8a, ,a8" 88, ,88 88,
`"YbbdP"Y8 `"YbbdP"' `"8bbdP"Y8 "Y888
aa, ,88
"Y8bbdP"

ASCII Character Codes:
g = ASCII 103
o = ASCII 111
a = ASCII 97
t = ASCII 116

Capitalised:

G = ASCII 71
O = ASCII 79
A = ASCII 65
T = ASCII 84
Dashboard
Stats

No activity in the last 90d

Last seen May 2026

Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -
Top Fleet Partners
KorkisgodBaba Yagas [The Initiative.]21
DerErnie85 ErnieFritz.. [The Initiative.]20
Boutdechoux MalhorneGoat to Go [The Initiative.]20
Fedor EGeoCorp. [The Initiative.]20
DuetronDead's Prostitutes [The Initiative.]20
Di JiensaiPrimal Instinct Inc. [The Initiative.]20
Sir Manley PowerAlcoDOTTE [Test Alliance Please Ignore]20
Nocturnal MistDeaths Consortium [The Initiative.]20
Mist AmatinDeaths Consortium [The Initiative.]20
PulsemyneThe Graduates [The Initiative.]19