Ariel Valentine
Aug 10, 2016
Jul 27, 2008(18y)
Jul 27, 2027(323d)
Combat
Kills333
Losses30
Efficiency92%
ISK
Destroyed38.67b
Lost9.17b
ISK Eff.81%
Solo
Solo Kills31
Solo Ratio9%
Final Blows84
Combat Points333
Other
NPC Losses10
NPC Loss Ratio33%
Avg Kills/Day0.05
ActivityInactive
Ariel Valentine
Last Active
Aug 10, 2016
Birthday
Jul 27, 2008 (18 years old)
Next Birthday
Jul 27, 2027 (323 days)
Combat
Kills333
Losses30
Efficiency92%
Danger Ratio67%
ISK
Destroyed38.67b
Lost9.17b
ISK Efficiency81%
Balance+29.50b
Solo
Solo Kills31
Solo Ratio9%
Final Blows84
Combat Points333
Other
NPC Losses10
NPC Loss Ratio33%
Avg Kills/Day0.05
ActivityInactive
Nothing in the last 7d
Bio
You see, the Funk is a living creature. It's 'bout the size of a medicine ball, but covered in teats. It came from another planet, and landed on Bootsy Collins's house.
Back then Bootsy was just a simple farmer. But he took one look at all of those mauve titties and he lost his mind. He began to milk the Funk. Made himself a Funk shake. Began to feel fizzy inside. He found he could see 'round corners. Suddenly, he passed out. But when he came to, baby, he was slapping a bass guitar fast and loose like some kind of delirious, funky priest.
Two months later, he was world-famous with his band, Parliament, and everybody wanted a piece of the Funk: Rick Wakeman, even the Bee Gees.
One day, Parliament was traveling on the mothership, fooling around with the Funk, when George Clinton kicked the Funk clean overboard.
That was July the Second, 1979, the Day the Funk died.
The Day The Funk Died
Back then Bootsy was just a simple farmer. But he took one look at all of those mauve titties and he lost his mind. He began to milk the Funk. Made himself a Funk shake. Began to feel fizzy inside. He found he could see 'round corners. Suddenly, he passed out. But when he came to, baby, he was slapping a bass guitar fast and loose like some kind of delirious, funky priest.
Two months later, he was world-famous with his band, Parliament, and everybody wanted a piece of the Funk: Rick Wakeman, even the Bee Gees.
One day, Parliament was traveling on the mothership, fooling around with the Funk, when George Clinton kicked the Funk clean overboard.
That was July the Second, 1979, the Day the Funk died.
The Day The Funk Died
Dashboard
Stats
No activity in the last 90d
Last seen Aug 2016
Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -