while i am of minmitar descent, a distant cousin (black sheep of the family) was born to a caldari family. i kept in touch with this cousin (to my mother's shame) to the extent that when this cousin was killed in a freak accident while having sex with an amarrian slave hound (go figure), i turned out to be the only person named in his will. he left me with several ships of caldari background, and a lingering distaste for bestiality (although, that time with the duck seemed pleasant enough). since these ships were top of the line caldari warships, i decided to spend time studying their design and use and have become rather proficient in their use. still being minmitar, i have however, converted most to missile boats and prefer pounding away at enemies from a greater distace than i would normally consider possible.