"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the former."

"If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut"

"what luck for rulers that ppl dont think"

"The needs of the meny, outweigh the needs of the few"

"today is a good day to die"

"4000 throats can be cut in one night, by a running man"

"if you find yourself in a fair fight, its most likely the result of poor planning"

"I try to save a life a day. Usually it's my own."

Famous last words in AD&D: "A wish? Okay, genie, make me a ham sandwich."