You need to work on your multitasking... yes, try eating an apple while pooping.
-Hoon Lee

Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like an bananna.
-Groucho Marx

Be careful about reading health books, you may die of a misprint.
-Mark Twain

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't
-Douglas Adams

In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.
-Mark Twain

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
-Douglas Adams