This is the Psychiactric HOT LINE


If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, get someone else to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. We will trace your call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you what to do.

If you have depression, it makes no difference what button you press as no one will answer.