In all my travels through works of fiction and virtual mulitverses, I have yet to encounter an ecosystem more nightmarish and barbaric than that of New Eden. The age of intergalactic space travel promises a new era of civilization and science fiction wonders beyond imagination - but be warned, there are only monsters here. Every tool, every shiny advancement is repurposed to expedite the arms race of who can be the biggest assholes in the galaxy. In this cosmic sandbox there is but one objective: kick as much sand as possible into the eyes of the poor man, the working man, and the freshman. The victims of this recurring abuse hold onto the hope that if they keep putting money into the slot machine that their skill queue will allow them to defend themselves, all while the rich and powerful continue to grow even more powerful, ensuring their eternal rank of biggest bully on the playground.

Welcome to griEVE Online. Check your fun at the door and bend over motherfucker.