A short piece composed by Jeltz

Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly,
Thy Micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my footing turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!

to be followed by
Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning
by Grunthos the Flatulent.....