[03:00:00] Radamanthus Sophotech > my friend picked up a girl one night at a bar by telling her " my dick hanged two inches off the ground when im layin on my stomache." s

[15:41:36] Ivanna Nuke > To be fair guys Celine Dion has a hell of a voice, she just pushes it way too hard.
[15:42:04] Kartwright > All I heard was "blah blah, I'm gay, pushed too hard, blah blah"

[23:04:51] Biatch 4 > wife said 'tease me' i said 'okay fatty'

[03:53:01] Tia Ka'Tira > the jumpgate to my bootie is heavly guarded

[21:21:14] JOHN BRUBAKER > or i just adopt them - no need for a wife :D and they already have much more skillpoints :D:D:D