The Training of the Skill Douchebag lvl 5 is Finished

A Hero is someone who simply got too frightened to use his good sense and run away, then somehow lived through it all.
-no idea but funny

Two things are infinite: the universe and human
stupidity; and im not sure about the universe.
-Einstein

I wanna be like a little ray of sunshine-radiation that kills any idiots who get too close
-no idea who said it but its hilarious

The hardest part about rollerblading is telling your parents your gay
-david spade(why am i not suprised)

I need a Concealed weapons license in all 50 states just to wear pants
-the truth baby

a real friend bails you out when yer in jail. a true friend sits next to you saying "damn that was fun"
-zeonfrost