Backseat Bullride (Or The Rodeo): While having sex with a girl doggy-style, reach around with your right arm and grab her left boobie. Then, whisper in her ear, “Your sister likes it like this,” and try to hold on for 10 seconds.

How do you get a Minmatar fleet to run away? -Bring out your Noctis.

Flying Minmatar is like riding an office chair down a flight of stairs backwards while firing two Uzis, blindfolded.

Minmatar Afterburner - also known as a structure fire.