FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
1. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.
2. Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Titan than in a frigate.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.