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Minmatar family escaping during the matarian rebellion:

"TO THE BATHTUBS KIDS! WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!"

"But daddy! my fishbowl helmet is cracked!"

"Oh, dont worry about that, I have some duct tape"

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Flying a minmatar ship is like strapping two uzis onto a wheelchair, then screaming and shooting wildly while flying down a flight of stairs.

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1. If it moves, shoot it
2. If it doesn't move, poke it with your turret and then shoot it.
3. When in doubt -- empty your magazine.!!
4. Never share a cockpit with somebody braver than you are.
5. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
6. Try to look unimportant. The enemy may be low on ammo.
7. Don't look conspicuous -- it draws fire