A- Do you speak english?
B- yes
A- Ur name?
B- Adbul al-Rasib
A- Sex?
B- Tree to five times a week
A- Eheh...no, no...I mean male or famale?
B- Yes!!!! Male, female, sometimes camel...
A- Holy Cow!!!!
B- Yes yes!!!! Cow, sheep, animals in general....
A- But isn't hostile???
B- Horse style, doggy style, ANY STYLE!!!!!
A- Oh dear!!!!!
B- No, no!!!! Deer runs too fast!

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