So, im a capsuleer! I like saying that, but for some reason people always look at me like i just said their daughter gives a good handy.
So i reply: "Aren't you going to congratulate me?"

Hmm.

They do, but it's the kind of congratulation you would give your former girlfriend if she walked up to you and said: "I have a new boyfriend, and his cock is huge!"

I'll take that at face value and move on laughing. And why not?