This is my Pod. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My Pod is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my Pod is useless. Without my Pod, I am useless. I must pilot my Pod true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my Pod and myself are defenders of my Corp. we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
saw my wifes new vibrator the other day, not saying it was big, but I'm entering it on robot wars :-p

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