Come and listen to a story about a man named Gar,

Seems his dashing good looks didn't take him very far,

So one day while he was mining some Veldspar,

Out of the 'roid came a bubbling tar,

Radioactive it was, green and glowing, strange as heck,

Well ole Gar's family said "don't do that no more,"

Stay away from 'roids and gas clouds and ore

We want you safe, here planet side

Settle down and take yourself a bride

.... but mine he must so mine he does