And so the lord sayeth upon EVE,
The number of thy Amarr Battleships shall be three.
Upon them will be granted first, the Gank and phallic symbolism.
The second shalt be for thy noob. Covet not thy meek noob.
And the last shalt be uberness over all creation, until thy cap forsaketh thou emptiness.
May thine cap overfloweth, but it most likely will not. Then thoust are thy screwed.
- CCP 4:21, The Book of Nerfing

Our missles, who art in launchers
Hallowed be thy payload
Thy warhead come
Our enemies be done
In low sec
As it is in Empire
Give us this day
Our daily gank
And forgive us our Warp Jammers
As we won't forgive those who use them against us
And lead us not into bubbles,
But deliver us from scramblers
For thine is the thermal,
The explosive,
And the kinetic EM

Ni, Chapter 12, Verse 18: And I looked down on these people, and with great sarcasm, pwnd t