3d ago
Sep 30, 2008(17y)
Sep 30, 2026(76d)
Combat
Kills560
Losses162
Efficiency78%
ISK
Destroyed41.24b
Lost58.84b
ISK Eff.41%
Solo
Solo Kills390
Solo Ratio70%
Final Blows458
Points583
Other
NPC Losses17
NPC Loss Ratio10%
Avg Kills/Day0.09
ActivityMedium
Bio
The Lone Wolf of the Wormhole Police Department since 06/07/2023

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Nothing to see here. . . . move along citizen.

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If you killed me - then my clone will meet you later.

If I killed you - You were in violation of Interstellar Universal Statute Law - "This is who we are . ."

Top 10 WHPD Facts:
Why don’t Wormhole Police ever get lost?
Because we’re the ones writing the bookmarks.

Wormhole Police motto: “You may not know where you are, but we do.”

Why did the miner try to hide in a wormhole?
Because he thought there wasn’t a law there… until we showed up.

Wormhole Police don’t knock.
We just decloak.

What’s the difference between Wormhole Police and pirates?
Pirates take your loot — we take your dignity and your killmail.

Why do Wormhole Police love polarized fits?
Because justice hits twice as hard.

Local doesn’t exist in wormholes.
Except when Wormhole Police arrive — then justice is local.

Why did the capsuleer say “hole control” three times in the mirror?
Because the Wormhole Police showed up behind him.

Wormhole Police don’t need donuts.
We feed on your tears.

You can run from the law in k-space.
In w-space, the law runs into you.
Dashboard
Stats
Kills26
Losses2
Efficiency93%
ISK Destroyed349.64m
ISK Lost420.92m
ISK Efficiency45%
Solo Kills17
Solo Losses0
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor3.35
Active TimezoneEUTZ
Final Blows19
Points49
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (26 kills)
Solo 62% Small 23% Mid 8% Fleet 8%
Avg Fleet: 3.3
Top Fleet Partners
BLiTzD86Mother Cluckers [The Wormhole Police]16
SnakesTalonS-R Corp15
Muh MabebuThe Blood Raiders Children's Charity [The Wormhole Police]12
10of15The Blood Raiders Children's Charity [The Wormhole Police]10
Blithe WhimThe Dedicated Corporation [The Dedicated Alliance]8
BranderBuddy LemmontThe Blood Raiders Children's Charity [The Wormhole Police]7
Phyve SoletteThe Blood Raiders Children's Charity [The Wormhole Police]7
Kierra NovaMother Cluckers [The Wormhole Police]7
ultranorthDominion Guild [PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS]6
Jesus JimMother Cluckers [The Wormhole Police]6