-"Captain! We are completely surrounded!"
-"Splendid! We can shoot in any direction!"

Rules Of EVE

1. If it moves- shoot it.
2. If it doesn't move, poke it with your turret, then- shoot it.
3. When in doubt- shoot It.!!
4. If it's not moving- shoot it anyway, it might move later
5. If the ship is bigger than u- poke and then run.
6. If it starts moving- Jam it, shoot it and call for back-up
7. If All else fails- BRING IN THE TITANs

8. Overkill works.
9. Just because it breathes doesn't mean it should.
10 If all is going well its an ambush.
11. Who ever said that the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered Tachyons.
12 The purpose of war is not to die for your corp. The purpose of war is to make others die for theirs

13. If u find yourself in a fair fight- U DIDN'T PLAN YOUR OP RIGHT !!!



The Amarr pray for enlightenment.
The Galente pray for peace.
The Caldari pray for profit.
The Minmatar pray their ships don't fall apart


Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so just stop fighting back.
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here.
Gallente: Just wait 'til I get in range........Ah, screw this, drones- attack!
Minmatar: Dammit, the nanite paste came off again