Elise Randolph: I feel like I was just bukaked with stupidity

operated: I phoned up that rape helpline yesterday.... turns out, it's only for victims.

Pax Sex; dude i left my ship and forgot keys inside and it\xb4s locked, what i do now omg?
The; call gaybusters

Yakuza Angelis (in a nemesis): Oh epic fail guys epic fail
Moonshadoe: What?
Yakuza Angelis: I'll tell you after he's dead
*Pause*
Yakuza Angelis: I don't have torps 1 trained

Winter a; do u get better results with salvager at optimal range?

B'Zzzt; TCF fail .... defiant fight ? our gang 11ppl
B'Zzz; c'mon 2xtengu its like cookie :D

Zak Zerachiel; I only get head on her period.
Zak Zerachiel; Well.... as the finisher at least

Niro Cirvante; I went to jita once and couldn't get out for 2 days

Moonshadoe > you forget that caps in wh's can cyno into empire space
LeoniaTavira > really?

100% Carebear.