─╤╦︻ الجهاد سرب ︻╦╤─
. 2-2-10 never forget

"You may be playing EvE Online,
but be warned,
we are playing Something Awful."

─╤╦︻ الجهاد سرب ︻╦╤─


In the future, pod pilots will brave the endless wastes of space to find the only named system in syndicate. Deep within the bowls of the station, through twisted labirynth of the maintenance levels is a shack.

The anxious pilot open the door, and an ancient, raspy voice beckons you to enter. With a shaky tone, the pilot calls to the darkness "Oh ancient bee, I request your help in retelling the legend of the goons"

... seconds pass like aeons... then a gutteral cough cleaves the silence:-
"... You wish to know of the Goons? Of the ham-fisted Remedial, of the reset? The triumph in taking the south, of Ol' Ironsides and 6-24(shoot goons erryday), of the great war?...

First, you must make five-hundred million isk deposit..."