"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."

-Heinlein, Logic of Empire

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others"

- Groucho Marx

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move."

- Douglass Adams

"Light travels faster than sound. That's why people seem bright until they speak."