How many Matari does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they are too busy avenging the last one.

How many Gallente does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but it takes over two years for them to decide
which type to get.

How many Caldari does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, its more cost effective to move to another room.

How many Amarrians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they are still punishing the last one for turning to
darkness.