Cry Havoc let slip the hamsters of war

Never Bring a gun to a knife fight, its bloody terrible etiquette

There are only three things that are a certainty in life

1. Everyone but you is a Twat

2. Your Ship is a Flying Tomb, get used to it

3. Clones are always slimy after the first date

Never take Worf to a Pet Shop., it gets.... messy

The foundation of Modern Medicine is not Hippocrates but Hypocrisy

Now is the Winter of our Dscontent, Fucking shit isn't it

There are 4 types of EVE characters:

1. Justin Bieber in SPAAAAAACE
2. Mexican Paedophiles
3. Hot Women Piloted by sweaty Male Nerds... umm ignore my profile.
4. Albino Mimatarr, a race of African Spacemen who seem to all look white.

Double Dream Hands!

KOKS: n. A shitbag who revels in being wildly un-predictable v. What we are doing to you/ourselves/our friends at this very moment
a.v. I don't even know what that fucking stands for

The Shame the horror the endless bloody poetry!