First off let's get one thing straight, the name is pronounced Fal-muth. I don't know why so many shit eating son's of bitches alway get my fucking name wrong. I mean what is so god-damned hard about saying fal-muth? I just cannot, for the life of me figure out how so many people can get such a simple thing, totally fucked. Pull your collective heads out of the universe's great big old fat ass and get it right.

Well, that having been said, I would like to take a moment to say hello. Hello.

Oh, your still here are you? Well don't think I am going to go and lay out some hard core, "look at me, I am a bad-ass" crap. Truth is I am doing good not to plow my ship into some fucking stellar mass on any given jump. I have been killed so many times I am begining to develope a taste for that god-awful gloop they put in the clone vat. I have been told that I would have a better track record if I would give up the whisky and pickles while I fly but I think that is just crazy talk.