A Caldari, fed up with the harsh life imposed on him by his bosses, decides to leave Caldari space and comes to Gallente.

He docks at the first station he comes to and promptly makes his way to a bar.
Walking in he approaches the bartender and tells him his story and wants to know what he has to do to become an honorary Gallente.

The bartender informs him that he has to complete three tasks:
1. Drink a quart of Ultra Quafe with a lemon twist.
2. Wrestle a Minmatar and win.
3. Then find an Ammarian Noble woman and make mad passionate love with her.

The Caldari chugs the quart of Ultra Quafe and then leaves.
An hour later he comes back in, his clothes are a shambles and his face is black-and-blue.

He walks up to the bartender and says, "Now, where is that Ammarian woman I'm supposed to wrestle?