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Victim: Husband
Corp: RealLife
Alliance: Marriage
Faction: Nice Guys
Destroyed: Life
System: At-Home
Security: 4.0
Damage Taken: 680222100500

Involved parties
Name: Wife (laid the final blow)
Security: -9.9
Corp: RealLife
Alliance: Divorce Iminent
Faction: Annoying Females
Ship: Republic Fleet PainInTheAss
Weapon: Caldari Navy Nagging
Damage Done: 680222100500

Destroyed Items:

'Respect' Energy Transfer I
Integrity Booster II
Freedom of Choice Overdrive
600mm Male Genitals
Nagging Shield II
"Brosefs" Honor Accelerator
Jb5 Mid Life Crisis Disruptor
Micro Auxiliary Porn Downloader


Dropped items:

Bank Account II
Children, Qty: 4

There was a flash of light and my ship turned into what looks like an egg, Did I level up?