a couple of my fav bio quotes I've seen
You know you play too much Eve When...
Someone dies in a movie you say, "Hope he had his clone up to date"
You get mad at someone and say, "You are so podded"
You call your IRL friends by their IC name.
You make a life-size pod out of snow.
You get on the freeway and say, "Warp drive..active."
You look at the periodic chart and see "tritanium" instead of "titanium"

Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so just stop fighting back.
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here.
Minmatar: Hold on, as soon as I find something heavy, I'll kill you with it.
Gallente: Just wait 'til i get in range..

** Damage types ***
Guristas - Kinetic / Thermal
Serpentis - Thermal / Kinetic
Blood Raider - Thermal / EM
Sansha's Nation - EM / Thermal
Angel Cartel - Kinetic / Explosive / Thermal
Minmatar Fleet - Thermal / Explosive
Amarr Navy - EM / Thermal
Damage types to do.
Angel - EM (shield) Explosive (Armor)