It's a tough life being an alt. I'm sat here all day in the laboratory, slaving away for my 'owner', with only the chaos and mind-numbing drullery of my newbie corp chat to keep me sane.

So if you should happen to *edit* meet me in... SF?
Looks like it's time for the revenge of the alt. Things are going to get interesting.
After all;

It's not my fault, it's my main's.