For an Optimist. The glass is always half full.

For a Pessimist. The glass is always half empty.

For an Engineer. The glass is twice the size it needs to be.

Which are you?


"Buddy, things like this happen every day. That doesn't change the fact that I get unbelievably pissed every time they do, but if nothing ever goes wrong it's because you aren't doing anything."

-Mark Thomas