A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs.
The sign says:
'SEX FROGS'
Only \xa320 each!
Comes with 'complete' instructions.
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'
As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions!'
The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does EXACTLY what is specified:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4 Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.
She ten quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her shock, the frog does nothing. So she calls the store, and